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Cereal Offenders now available

26 July 2025

It has been a few months since we released any new music and so we thought the time had come. This EP presents four tracks, all inspired by stories and segments from the 3AW Breakfast program in Melbourne (you’ll now understand why we called it Cereal Offenders).

The four tracks are:

  1. Never Pash The Head Of HR
  2. No Chance Tonight, darling
  3. Glomesh and Goonbags
  4. Why Is Your Ass Called Your Bottom (If It’s Only Halfway Down)?

Now available to stream or purchase on Spotify, Apple Music and Amazon Music, amongst others.

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